Canal Bridge

Published on March 2, 2012 at 2:35 pm

In my travels around Facebook, I wander back to places I’ve been before. I grew up in a small town on the Jersey coast, lived there until I was 15. Found a “page” called “Down the Shore” which is Jersey-ese for Going Down to the Beach or Going down to the Sea, or Going to the Ocean. Note that there is no “to” in there. It simply is not said. Ever. You get in the car and go down the shore. That’s it.

Alas, this bridge is no more, having been replaced by a larger, more modern and taller bridge that does not need to be drawn up every time a sailboat goes from the Barnegat Bay up to the Manasquan River. No need for the little house on the bridge, and the older men who were always in there, to operate the bridge controls. Also gone are the horrendous traffic jams for miles that occurred each time the bridge was up.

For a time, I lived on one side of the canal, the northern end of the Intracoastal Waterway, and went to school on the other side. I did this for 1st grade, then again for 6-8th grades. So as a wee first grader, I had to walk across this bridge every day by myself. I still remember the cold wind that came down that canal, like a wind tunnel, all winter long.

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As an adult, and going back as far as I can remember, I’ve had an ungodly fear of heights. I don’t fly. I can’t look down from UP. I get nervous on a step-stool. Perhaps it all began here.


Foursquare

Published on March 1, 2012 at 7:07 am

This is a direct quote from Wikipedia.

Foursquare, stylized as foursquare, is a location-based social networking website for mobile devices, such as smartphones. Users “check-in” at venues using a mobile website, text messaging or a device-specific application by selecting from a list of venues the application locates nearby.[3] Location is based on GPS hardware in the mobile device or network location provided by the application. Each check-in awards the user points and sometimes “badges”.

Being old, I’m not sure about all this, but I think you “check in” using your mobile phone, and then this posts to Facebook, letting the whole world know where you are or have been, what you’re doing. My oldest and his wife play with this, and he sent me an invitation to join.

For those of you who were wondering, I was not at the Royal Albert Hall to listen to Adele, did not go to the Grammies or see the Oscars presented.

Had I joined yesterday, it would read something like this for today.

Woke up, checked in at the bathroom.

Had breakfast, checked in at the bathroom to get ready for work.

Drove 3 miles and checked in at work.

Went on break and checked in at the bathroom.

Checked in at our little kitchen/break room and ate my lunch, then checked in at the bathroom.

At the end of my shift, I drove home and checked in there. Checked out a big salad for dinner. Checked out that damn container of Oreo cookies.

Will probably check out in at the bathroom twice more before I go to bed tonight.

Please tell me who in the hell would want to read all this?

(If I download this app, I gotta get a better life)


Still confused?

Published on February 29, 2012 at 7:54 am

I ordered a package from Amazon on Monday night, and I was really pleased to get the email that it had already shipped. Damn, that was fast service. It had an estimated arrival date and a button to click for tracking information. Just to piss myself off, seemingly, I clicked the button.

Track your package

Date
Time
Location
Event Details

February 29, 2012
06:07:00 AM
Harrington DE US
Out for delivery

February 29, 2012
03:51:00 AM
Laurel MD US
Departure Scan

February 29, 2012
12:36:00 AM
Laurel MD US
Arrival Scan

February 28, 2012
10:14:00 PM
Philadelphia PA US
Departure Scan

February 28, 2012
06:18:00 PM
Philadelphia PA US
Shipment received by carrier

February 28, 2012
03:05:09 PM
New Castle DE US
Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit

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This is the information that I got, starting at the bottom. My items started in New Castle, 40 miles north of me. Then they went to Philadelphia, another 40 miles north of that. Then the package went to LAUREL, MD, which is off the peninsula and half way between Baltimore and Washington, DC.

WTF????

Then, they drove it back to Harrington, which is 15 miles south of here. And today, they’re expected to bring it to my house, leaving it on my porch in this neighborhood, for every school kid walking by to see.

If, if fact, there’s a gas shortage, we now know why. And my package has done more traveling than I do.