A Monster is gonna get us

Published on May 1, 2008 at 12:12 am

One of the things that Dover is known for is The Monster Mile, the NASCAR track called Dover Downs. A mile oval track with steep banking turns. (its a real monster to drive, I’m told) Twice a year, races are held, 180,000 people jam into this small town, all is bedlam for days, much money changes hands, the races are run and everybody leaves. This happens every June, every September.

Everybody knows that Dover is the monster mile, and a “logo” figure of the monster was dreamed up, pictured at the top here. Hehehe! Isn’t that cute, and didn’t the person who dreamed that up become rich off of it???

So I’m driving home and look to the left at the track, because the damn thing is there, and it’s huge and you can see it from a satellite, probably, like the Great Wall of China. I mean, you can’t help but look at it when you have to drive past it every day. There’s been some construction going on at the east side of the track – they’ve paved some open fields. That’ll keep heavy vehicles from getting stuck in the mud. Putting in some fancy archway – probaby going to announce the name of the track or the race or something. And they’re building something round back there, too. Wonder what that’s going to be???

Geez, seeing something like this is enough to make a person drive right off the road!!

building a monster

While the race fans, who come here for those 2 weekends a year, are going to think this is really great…….

what a damn ugly sight

those of us who live here are going to have to look at the damn thing every day. I wonder what it’ll look like covered in snow. Or sea gull shit.


Is there a Neurotics Anonymous???

Published on April 30, 2008 at 12:30 pm

I need to join.  I’m sitting here worrying.  And cursing myself for being 3 shades of an idiot.  For worrying so over the dog.

The dog has a vet appointment.  And I’m sure it’s an ear infection.  Just an ear infection.  She’s a Standard Poodle.  They are prone to them, because they have a longer-than-usual ear canal, long ear flaps, and excess hair inside the ear.  All promote the problem.  I noticed her fussing at her ear the other day, scratching at it a lot.  When I heard her cry out, I bought some over-the-counter meds to help.

They didn’t.

She’s still scratching, and crying out. 

First thing on Monday, I called the vet and Pop has taken Sophie to her doctor’s this morning.  And she is behind in her recommended shots.  Pop says, “I’ll just tell him to catch her all up on everything.”   Pop doesn’t think often; because he’s gotten so out of practice, stuff like that comes out of his mouth.  After he did assure me that, no, no one had died and left him/us a lot of money, I suggested that this perhaps wasn’t a great thing to say to the vet 8 days before we leave on vacation.  Again, I’m making assumptions here.  I’m assuming we’ll be driving the car, not pushing it 250 miles.  One way.  I’m assuming he wants to actually play golf when we get there, not just stand around watching the others out on the beautiful courses.  I’m guessing he wants to eat while we’re gone.   Choices, choices.

So I left him a cryptic note this morning, under his coffee mug, in front of the pot.

Sophie.   Ear.   Rabies shot.  Heartworm check and meds.  Flea/tick meds.

Yesterday, I refilled 3 of my prescriptions.  $150.

Perhaps that’s why Pop hasn’t called yet.  He’s afraid I’ll keel over when I hear all that was done, all the charges, the size of the check he wrote.  That all our “Vacation Fund” is now handed over to the veterinarian.

At least we’re “stimulating the economy,” rather than slapping our extra tax money into savings like sensible people.  George W. will be so damn happy.

 


Great Ideas that other folks have

Published on April 29, 2008 at 12:04 am

I read blogs.  I read the news.  I read knitting patterns, the backs of cereal boxes and romance novels, too, but that’s not the issue here.  I get a lot of ideas, but many of them don’t work, are laughed at, just plain silly, or cost too much.  A few of them are worth the time to make them come about.

Today, I was reading about quite a few great ideas that I didn’t come up with, can’t take credit for.  That probably gives them a better than average chance of working out well.

Cleaner Air, Global Warming   

I often read Claudia’s blog for the knitting content and “general interest.”  I don’t even remember how I got there the first time, but the post must have interested me because I put the URL into my feeder.  There’s been posts about local goings-on, some beautiful pictures of Spring finally coming.  Today’s post was a Winner!!!!  Another of Claudia’s activities is bike riding, and she suggests that we all challenge ourselves to at least once per week bike to/from a task instead of using a car.  She suggests errands such as grocery shopping, pharmacy runs, etc.  Reduce driving by ONE trip per week.  It’s such a great idea on so many fronts:

    • Cuts down on emissions into the air we breathe.
    • Cuts down on the damn ever-increasing amount of money that must be allotted for gas each week.
    • Slows Global Warming.
    • Great cardio exercise.
    • Great for legs and butt, too.
    • Could turn into a family activity    

I must admit that my first thoughts were different, and not very environmentally friendly.  I pictured my usual grocery shopping.  The last time I went into Sam’s Club, a week or so ago, I spent just under $600.  I don’t always spend that much in there, but rarely do I spend less than $300 per trip.  And almost that much every time I go into a regular grocery store.  Unless I just need bread and milk – that only costs me about a hundred or so.  That pretty much eliminates using a bicycle as transportation when I go grocery shopping.  I remembered my mother talking of shopping every day, as did everyone else back then.  This was when she was first married, in the mid ’30’s, before dependable refrigeration, before freezer capability, before 2-car families.  Ice boxes, that held a large block of ice, got decidedly warmer as time went on and the ice block melted.  No one bought more than could be consumed in a day.  She talked of putting my oldest brother in his carriage, walking to the grocer and butcher every afternoon after nap time.   Lovely concept I must admit, except in snow, rain, hail, bitter cold or when you or the kid were sick already.  And there were wee Mom-and-Pop markets every few blocks.  Anyway, the daily excursion to do grocery shopping just ain’t gonna happen in my life.  I work full time and I haven’t got that much time that I’m willing to waste.  Or energy.  Also, the quantity buying saves me money.  Which, Oh, God, enables me to keep filling up my SUV.  Eeesh.   But at least, it’s a very small SUV.    Still, I fill the back end of it when I shop and today was worse because Daughter left two damn strollers in the back.

My pharmacy is about 3 miles away.  I go there often to get my cholesterol meds, to prevent me from having a heart attack like everyone else in my family.    Old woman biking 6 miles to get her heart meds???   This one maybe needs rethinking, too.    Heh, I probably wouldn’t make too many of those trips. 

I’m often out on the road with the twins, and certainly my daughter much more so.   I’m sure there’s many people and situations where it would really be difficult to apply.

But, ya know, all the laughing and negativity aside – if we don’t change our ways, the world our grandchildren inherit is going to be much different than the one we’ve known.    And they deserve better.

I’m not gonna go to the grocery store on my bike, but I promise not to fly in any fuel-guzzling jets for at least a year.

Hair 

I have hair.  I take all my hairs to the hairdresser at least every 5 weeks for a haircut, and a touch-up of my roots, and then re-frosting the whole deal.

I was reading a blog today about how “women of years” should admit that we’re, ahem, over 40, and just let the gray happen.   Ugh.

I hate the double standard that causes men to look distinquished as they gray at the temples, and women to just look old and haggard, tired, bedraggled, unkempt, “Look how she’s just let herself go, will ya?”  But that’s the way it is.   I know we can all think of a few gray-haired women that looked really terrific that way, but the other 99% of the population will add 2 years onto their appearance for every damn gray hair that shows.  And we know it.  And every form of media screams it out to us.  ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!  And every one of my hairs is WHITE at the start.  My mother’s hair was a beautiful pure white, and she was the envy of the mousy-gray women in the Senior Citizens Complex where she lived – but she was in her 80’s!!!   I’m not ready to look like I’m 85.

And then, I thought of the other side of this dilemma.  All these chemicals can’t be good for my hair.  But the biggie here is – What could I do with all the time AND money I’m spending at the hairdresser, paying for all this?   It’s a real pain in the ass, always looking to see how far the root growth has gotten.  Must I go this week?  Can I put it off until next week?  How wide will the “skunk line” be by then?  On what I’ve spent on maintaining my hair color in the last couple of years,  I could have spent a month in Europe.   That sounds more enjoyable that sitting in that salon, listening to women gossip.

As I was thinking all this over, I came to the conclusion that all this hair-coloring stuff is just a rediculous waste of money anymore.  The hell with it.  Next time, I’ll have them dye it much lighter, to ease the transition, and then no more.  I’ll let it go naturale!!!

And then I thought of Pop, and his headful of black hair except for about 6 short gray ones that no one can even see.  Without hairdye, would I look like I was his mother?