Chez Petunia will soon start to smell like sheep. Clean, bathed sheep, to be sure, but sheep nevertheless.  I’ve got to stop buying stuff. I told Hubbie-Darling that I was stocking up for the winter, like a squirrel. This concept flew like a brick, as expected. Yarn and fiber keep following me home – that must be it. The local Yarn Crab-Crawl is a factor, too, but the true reason is that I have no resistance.
While away last week vacationing in the Poconos, I stopped in at Mountain Knits and Pearls in East Stroudsburg, PA.  I’ve been there before, enjoyed the visit, and knew that I’d be back on this trip.Â
My husband loves this particular shop. He goes to the Poconos to relax – and to play golf. On this trip, we were accompanied by my brother and his wife. My brother is his favorite golfing partner. There is a fine GOLF SHOP directly across the street!  So instead of my husband sitting in or near an LYS, bored to the point of eminent insanity where he starts to drool on himself, he and Brother were happy as clams in warm mud over there looking at, touching, turning over or swinging everything in the store. Husband indicates that MK&P clearly located their shop with the gents in mind, as there is also a tavern right next door, should my shopping keep me occupied well into the evening!
Because the stash at home is larger than several Third World countries put together, I vowed to concentrate my efforts on books, notions, etc, rather than MORE YARN!! I made a valiant and almost successful effort.  My focus this winter season is going to be on improving my rather poor colorwork skills. I’m gathering patterns, and have stashed enough to become an expert – if I follow through on the plan, that is! I found two Dale of Norway pattern books at Mountain Knits, with traditional colorwork patterns across sweaters, hats, mittens, and headbands. Beautiful patterns in sizes from children through adult. I’d start with hats or mittens – my skill isn’t good enough yet to warrant the expense of an adult sweater’s worth of good yarn. As I climb up the “learning curve” I’d rather have my lowest-quality work done at hat-size! A child’s hat.
I fell off the wagon (the one with the huge “NO MORE YARN” sign cleverly painted on the side. I suspect my husband, who is handy with a paint brush) over a skein of Noro in shades of blues and purples and a bit of pink. I’m hoping to make the Fake Isle Hat pattern on the Spunky Eclectic site, great use of Noro and a co-ordinating base color out of the stash to make a far-more-complicated-looking hat with just two strands – the Noro will change the colors when its ready, without any effort on my part. This pattern/technique should give damn fine results to the less-than-expert working with stranded knitting, one who finds it difficult to work with yarn in each hand, or chew gum while breathing. (I’ll use Maine as a stepping-stone, on my way to Norway?)
While I was at Mountain Knits, the store’s lovely and helpful owner, Joanne, told me that I had just missed Beth Brown-Reinsel. Arrrgh! She had been there the previous Saturday (9/13, the day we drove up to the Poconos) teaching a class! Had I only known in advance, I’d have been on the road an hour before the crack of dawn and drove straight through – I didn’t need those cinnamon buns in Allentown and could have dumped the husband off in the tavern next door!  I missed the Gansey lady. The author of Knitting Ganseys, an absolutely fabulous book, designed to teach a knitter to think, rather than simply follow directions. Wonderful. I missed her.  Damn! AND THEN —- 3 days after I get back, still trying to catch up on all the blog posts, I read on the Knitting Curmudgeon’s blog that she had also been there that day. Another Jersey girl that I’d have loved to meet.
Oh, well. ‘Twas not meant to be.
Here’s a pattern that I grabbed up, though. Uses scads of yarn, as expected with cables and such. Probably 1700-1800 yds or so. Maybe more. I’ll be making it a bit bigger, so that it doesn’t fit tightly over the hips.  (wish I could switch my bust/hip measurements around in some way other than by walking on my hands for the rest of my life. Or change my name to Bosc.)
The color in the picture just isn’t me, but in a deeper jewel tone?  More to my liking and more suited to the cold winter months coming up. I’m thinking a deep cranberry red?  Looks like the sort of pattern that, once established, I’ll be able to do quite a bit of it just following my knitting, rather than following the written directions. A relaxed, comfortable knit.  We’ll see.
(And today is my mother’s birthday. She would be 93. I still miss her, and hope that someday, I’ll be able to knit as well as she could)