Strangest damn turkey I ever saw
First thing this morning, the dessert was made, the turkey was stuffed and it went into the oven at the appropriate time.  Went downhill from there.
Midway through the long time that it takes for a stuffed turkey to cook, we noticed that we had a cold oven. The burners would light, the oven’s cleaning cycle would come on, but neither the oven nor broiler would work. Gone. Died. Despite all Pop did, and all the language he used, no oven. He finally fired up our big grill in the backyard, carried the bird out there, but it was just taking too damn long, and my sons, and Kate’s wee sons, were getting hungry. Very hungry.
We ended up eating spaghetti, meatballs and sauce, Fettucine Alfredo, bread and the lovely dessert made early in the day. I will laugh about this in about 15 years, but probably not before then.
And eventually, the turkey did fully cook on the grill, Pop did carve the meat off and pull the stuffing out, so we’ll have plenty for sandwiches, although all the drippings that would have been gravy got scorched on the bottom.
All got plenty to eat, and we were all together.Â
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