Long overdue post.
The other night I went shopping, all over town, countless different stores in a large mall, looking for shoes. Not just any shoes to protect my feet from pavement or the elements – that would have been easy – I could have just “shopped like a man.” Picked the first pair in my size and left. That’s not my style; I just can’t do it that way. I hoped to find something I liked in one of the major department stores at the mall. We had just made a “Major Purchase” there (new TV) and they have some sort of cash-back rewards program – and that big purchase qualified me for a discount coupon worth $51.08. My thought was, “Here, little brown shoes, come to mama,” as I went into the place, a store where I’ve bought countless pairs of shoes over the last 20 years. Do you believe it? I couldn’t find any that were suited for the purpose I had in mind.
See, Pop and I have found a local place where on Sunday evenings, they’re playing Oldies (I prefer calling it “Classic”) music. Few know the place is open. Few are attending – I’m “talking it up” at every opportunity, to everyone over the age of about 29, in hopes that more will go and put their money on the bar. Anyway, when the music is easy, Pop and I are on the dance floor – as we both like to do. That’s where the “Shoe Issue” started. I hardly ever wear heels to work anymore where the indoor weather is capricious – from one day to the next, the heating or the air conditioning is either not working at all or working so furiously that it damn near drives you out of the building. This time of year, more often than not, we are freezing, so I wear jeans, layers on top, sneakers and thick socks. We’ve all worked all day wearing our coats, and the very next day, the heat in there will cause you to feel light-headed. Anyway, sneakers it is, most of the time. I know I’ve got a pair of black heels somewhere, but if I remember correctly, a pretty narrow heel. Not good for an old woman on a dance floor, especially for one with a few beers onboard. I dug around in the back of the closet, sure that there is, somewhere, another pair of black heels there with a wider heel – I can’t find them. Damn. There is the fancy-shmancy black satin heels with the black jet beads, bought for a formal wedding, worn once, but that’s not gonna work here. I’ve got sandals everywhere, but it’s still too cold out to wear them, and I’m not really comfortable with the idea of “slide-in” shoes on a dancefloor – uh, too easy to slide out. And I’ve got black boots, real clunky heel, heavy. Actually, I’ve worn them the last few times we’ve gone. Under slacks they’re fine, but a bit on the heavy side.
So anyway. I start this trek looking for dark shoes, brown, black or both, that would be suitable for the dancefloor (and for work, should the occasion arise). Not a real high heel, not a real spikey heel where I’ll break an ankle, and something that will stay on my feet while dancing. I didn’t think this was going to be my life’s work. I went into about 8 stores and didn’t see anything that caught my eye. Everything is uh, hooker-high, or a slip-on style. Or looks like it weighs 14 pounds and I should also have 13 feet of chains wrapped around me while wearing them. Uh, no.
I admitted defeat and came home. Without new shoes. I fear that there is a need to order DNA testing. Even though I felt her kicking for months, and watched her being born via a suspended mirror, there can’t be any genetic ties between daughter and me.
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The sky is white. The National Weather Service is calling for SNOW – damn that four-letter word! Late last night, as we were heading to bed, I heard something odd and opened the front door – it sounded like sand hitting the roof. ICE!! Dainty little raindrops that froze before they hit the ground. This morning, the lawn and the cars were covered but the roads are OK. This afternoon, starting at about 4pm, we are predicted to get “wintry-mix” then snow, heavy at times, starting around 8pm. They are calling for 5-9 inches overnight with another 3-5 inches possible Monday morning. SO – it’s possible we could get up to 14 inches, which will paralyze the state for days. It’s also possibly that this could veer slightly north and west of us and we may get much less.
I know that many areas get much more snow than this, and get it many, many times every winter season. But because we get it so infrequently here, we are less prepared for it when it does come. The snow plows are hard put to keep the main highways cleared, the roads surrounding the police and fire departments and the local hospital open. Some of the roads outside of town won’t see a snow plow for 3 days, if it ever comes by. By that time, folks with their 4WD vehicles have beaten a path over the snow. Packed all the snow into ice. Made the roads more dangerous.
Just talked to SIL – we both agree that tonight is not the night to be going out for a few drinks and dancing. Postponed until next Sunday.
At least I don’t have to deal with the shoe issue right now.