Petunia rambles on and on….

It’s so damn cold here that it don’t take the poodle long to piddle.

Last night, I wrapped.  I wrapped and wrapped until my back was screaming obscenities at me.  Said to hubby, “Do you have any Aleve here in the house?”   (He takes them to work with him, and often leaves them in his truck)  He asks, “How many do you want?”    “Nine”  “No, No, you can only […]

I went to bed last night thinking of all the chores still yet to do.  All the stores to go to, gifts still to be bought, not a damn one wrapped yet.  A thousand things to do today, including a haircut somewhere in all of it.   And I get in the stores and can’t remember […]