Archive for June, 2009

Things that cause heart attacks in others

Published on June 30, 2009

I am afraid of heights.  I think I’ve always been that way.  I remember being terrified of falling and heights when I was quite young.  It hasn’t gotten any better as I’ve gotten older, I haven’t been in a plane since 1983 – and only got in one then to get back home from overseas!  […]

Me and Miranda are friends!!

Published on June 28, 2009

When I want to sew, I go to the JoAnn’s Fabric chain store just down the highway. They usually have the sort of fabric I’m looking for, and all the notions, tools and such that I’ll need. And they send me coupons! 50% off coupons! And I know how to use them.  I don’t buy 2 yards of […]

Things that cause me to foam at the mouth

Published on June 13, 2009

Yeah, I haven’t posted in 14 Forevers.  I’m home on Sick Leave and outrageously bored.  I have thousands of dollars worth of Titanium pounded into my jawbone and some of the finest stitchery you’ve ever seen inside my mouth where you won’t ever see it.  Oddly, the most painful part of this whole procedure is […]